Why didn't Taylor Swift do Taylor Swift (Taylors version)?

##FUCKTAYLORSWIFTIES.

“SLEEP WITH TAYLOR SWIFT SEX WITH HER”

##SHOUTOUTFUCKTAYLORSWIFT

Do intellectuals who peddle pseudoscientific tripe like simulation theory ever stop and think they are just dumb NPCs for Illuminati bot wars?

CAUSE HER SONG IS A BITCH ASS,

(1) STRAPON.

🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩👱‍♀️👱‍♀️👱‍♀️👱‍♀️👱‍♀️👱‍♀️👱‍♀️👱‍♀️👱‍♀️👱‍♀️👱‍♀️👱‍♀️👱‍♀️👱‍♀️👱‍♀️👱‍♀️.

What caused the stock market to crash?

##FUCKTAYLORSWIFTWHITEASSMOTHAFUCK.

FUCK YOU TAYLOR SWIFT BITCH?!!

OUTTA FUCKING NIGGA ASS MOUTH Y'ALL BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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I HATE HER SONG LIKE “LOVE STORY AND YOU BELONG TO ME”

(5) LINGERIE.

FUCK NASHVILLE WHITE ASS MOTHAFUCK,

Mahershala Ali Admits He Doesn’t “Know Where Marvel Is at Right Now” After ‘Blade’ Delays - The Hollywood Reporter

IM NOT SWIFTIES FAN AND IM ANTI- SWIFTIES,

CAUSE SHE IS A SNAKE, SHE SELL HER SELF TO THE DEVIL,

CAUSE I AM CHRISTIAN?!!

Why do so many men wait until they are retired or close to it to start having sex with Men? Most of them say they have always wanted to suck dick or be fucked. Why did you wait?

CAUSE SHE IS BITCH?!!

IM JUST GONNA HAVE SEX WITH HER AND IM GONNA RECORD AT ANY PORNWEBSITE

##SWIFTIESARELAME.

What is “AI upscaling” in video game development?

LAST BUT NOT OF THE LEAST.

AND MORE AND MORE PORNWEBSITE?!!.

AND IM JUST GONNA SEX HER BODY,

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AND I FUCKING BLONDE SINGER.

AND IM GONNA RAPPED HER.

(1) XNXX

Why did it take seven days for troops with helicopters, equipment, supplies, food, and water to be dispatched to southeast storm zones?

ALL SWIFTIES KEE HER NAME

##BULLSHITAYLORSWIFT.

SHE IS A SHIT ASS MOTHAFUCK?!!

If I only have a fire extinguisher to defend myself against some threat from people, should I spray them for max damage or just hit them with the fire extinguishers?

(2) DILDO.

AND FUCK YOU TAYLOR SWIFT MUST BE KILLED.

(3) XHAMSTER

Were there any friendly fire incidents involving American submarines, aircraft carriers, or battleships during World War II or World War I?

##TAYLORSWIFTCANTSING

(5) SPANGBANG PORN.

(3) VIBRATOR.

Saquon Barkley unveiled as ‘Madden NFL 26’ cover star with famous backwards hurdle - New York Post

(2) YOUPORN.

CAN'T YOU CAN'T SING WHITH ASS NIGGA,

CHRISTIAN DONT OWN TAYLOR SWIFT,

##TAYLORSWIFTSHUTHEFUCKUP.

FUCK TAYLOR SWIFT ASSHOLE WHITE ASS SINGER,

HER THIGHS, PUSSY, HER ASS, AND BOOBS.

(4) NESAPORN, HOTNTUBE, AND WONPORN.

(4) CONDOM.